Land of Perception and Revival

Jul 22
Jul 22
oliviazira:

Lets all hold a round of applause for Parkour Bread man. The true hero of this story.

oliviazira:

Lets all hold a round of applause for Parkour Bread man. The true hero of this story.

Jul 22

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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Jul 22

lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute
Jul 22
what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

Parent being dragged to anime convention.png 

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

Parent being dragged to anime convention.png 

Jul 22

hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

Jul 22

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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Jul 22

kingbarf:

ace2theface:

erisolsprite:

science has proven that:

  • blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
  • clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
  • dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
  • obama can skateboard
  • onion;s are fucking disgusting
  • youre a shrimp
  • everyone is a shrimp

It also proves that scientists can’t punctuate.

b quiet shrimp

Jul 22

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
Jul 22

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together